Bavarian Brown Teddy

The Finns are trying to save an elusive brown bear from fretting Bavarians. This smart, fast, brown bear's been named JJ1, and he mosied on over from Austria. The excitement over JJ1 is that a brown bear has not been sighted in Germany in 170 years. But JJ1 is killing chickens and sheep. So officials have hired a team from Finland to catch this predator. Only problem is, the team doesn't arrive on the scene for another week. Let's home JJ1 survives the week, so he can be transported to live happily ever after in a local wildlife park. Leave it to the Germans to want to kill the only non-Aryan bear to appear in almost 2 centuries.